Q: Does he have a cute accent?
A: Absolutely! He rolls his Rs with a feisty Spanish flair!
Q: How do you cope with the knowledge that Zar carries all the talent in your partnership?
A: I truly respect him and appreciate his patience with his novice new mom, however, I wear the pants in the family! Plus, when everyone is in awe of the black stallion, it takes the pressure off me!
Q: Can all horses learn the art of dressage, or are some as rhythmically challenged as I was at 13 years old trying to smash the macarena?
A: Horses are like people, not all are created equal, physically that is! Some are fast, some slow, some go sideways easily (good for dressage), and some are more coordinated than others. A lot of breeds you see showing in dressage date back to horses that were used in battle because of the maneuvers they needed during combat.
Q: Some men in their forties turn to flashy sports cars and twenty-year-olds, you bought yourself a dancing stallion. How would you say you’re managing this mid-life crisis?
A: Certainly, this is a better-than-average mid-life crisis. Just like those men who get behind the wheel of their new sports car and push all the buttons, I am testing the limits with my dancing stallion. It’s exhilarating! At first, I was totally in over my head and asked myself, what was I thinking?! Now, like a good marriage, we are past the tumultuous honeymoon phase and things are smoothing out. Luckily, my human husband doesn’t mind my midlife crisis. This is good because it would be hard to hide my Spanish boyfriend when he lives in our backyard.