Author: Mark Suroviec

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Letters to the Emperor: Pumpkin Spice Spice Baby

This month, Nero Romansky basks in the glorious fall colors, then makes a donkey out of himself.

September 2024   Mark Suroviec

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Letters to the Emperor: Are Y’all Ready for Some Foosball?

It’s like being a college football player with a lucrative NIL sponsorship deal for diaper rash crème.

August 2024   Mark Suroviec

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Pro-tips for Perfect Parenting of Pre-Pubescent People

Letters to the Emperor is a humor column from the self-proclaimed Emperor of Rome, GA. Nero Romansky gives his followers parenting advice.

June 2024   Mark Suroviec

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Quo Vadis, My Graduates?

This month, Nero Romansky answers questions from the graduating class of 2024.

May 2024   Mark Suroviec

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Letters to the Emperor: Mmmm, Cheese Curds Over the Hay Bale

Letters to the Emperor is a monthly humor column from the self-proclaimed Emperor of Rome, GA. Nero Romansky answers questions this month from Romans

March 2024   Mark Suroviec