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January 2026 Mark Suroviec Opinion
December 2025 Mark Suroviec Opinion
Letters to the Emperor is a monthly humor column from the self-proclaimed Emperor of Rome, GA.
November 2025 Mark Suroviec
This month, Nero generates inexpensive costume ideas, discovers the origins of the government shutdown, and reveals an inside joke.
October 2025 Mark Suroviec
This month, Nero shares his favorite homespun soirees of fall feasting and fun.
September 2025 Mark Suroviec
This month, Nero casts his votes for Best of Rome in underrepresented categories like Animal Husbandry Specialist.
July 2025 Mark Suroviec
Nero Romansky answers his letters from his less-than-loyal subjects. It’s like going through the Chick-fil-A drive-through in a plastic submarine.
April 2025 Mark Suroviec
This month, Emperor Nero dyes the Coosa River green for St. Patrick’s Day.
March 2025 Chris Forino
This month, Emperor Nero swipes right on romance.
February 2025 Mark Suroviec
This month, Nero Romanski helps those without royal blood with their New Year’s Resolutions.
